rabababe:

labyrinthresource:

What kind of magic spell to use to eviscerate my enemies and secure the realm?Original static manip

Screw Stannis, Cersei, even Danaerys— I want DAVID BOWIE to rule the Seven Kingdoms!

rabababe:

labyrinthresource:

What kind of magic spell to use to eviscerate my enemies and secure the realm?

Original static manip

Screw Stannis, Cersei, even Danaerys— I want DAVID BOWIE to rule the Seven Kingdoms!

(via anorie)

jaclcfrost:

[looks fondly at character]

ah, there he is. that motherfucker. what a tool

(via thealienplanet)

silverandcrimson:

skeletonhaver:

nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not

(Source: sexhaver, via thealienplanet)

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

(via theadventuresofkodpiece)

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

(via misandryismight)

(via c-isnenegro)

violentcosmos:

irrhythmic:

oweeeeendennis:

This is a way to listen to changes to wikipedia. You are literally listening to knowledge being added to the world.

Pluck sounds are an addition, strings are subtractions, and the pitch says how how big the edit is. My heart shudders at this I love it so much.

this is actually really beautiful

I listened to wikipedia for like 3 hours while it rained one day, it was lovely.

(via trappe)


A Rose of Jericho three hours after being watered having nearly returned to is previous alive state
The Rose of Jericho(Anastatica hierochuntica) is a species of resurrection plant. These plants are characterized by their ability to use Poikilohydric mechanisms which enable them to survive extreme dehydration for years at a time.

A Rose of Jericho three hours after being watered having nearly returned to is previous alive state

The Rose of Jericho(Anastatica hierochuntica) is a species of resurrection plant. These plants are characterized by their ability to use Poikilohydric mechanisms which enable them to survive extreme dehydration for years at a time.

(via sweetsweetlisteners)

the-fandoms-have-the-phone-box:

kisaragishintaro:

imagine a series where everyone is already dead and enjoying the afterlife but the events start to happen and people start to revive so the plot focuses on people trying to cling to death because they dont want to go back to the world and live and have to put up with everything

so in this series instead of the usual “everyone dies” tragedy the problem becomes that “everyone lives”

WRITE A BOOK

(via withthewerewolves)

(Source: summerrrz, via sassydonovan)